I'm a man stuck in a woman's body

Thirty-eight secrets about yourself.
[be honest no matter what.]

[one] what is your hair color?
- DARK BROWN?

[two] where was your default picture
taken?
- somewhere in greenbelt

[three] what’s your middle name(s)?
- GUINTO. [GOLD] haha

[four] your current relationship
status?
- SINGLE

[five] does your crush like you back?
-I don’t know. but why bother?
[six] what is your current mood?
-relax

[seven] what color underwear are you
wearing?
- baby blue? boo!!!

[eight] what makes you happy?
- hmmm. surfing the net all day.. holidays.. movie marathons..

[ten] if you could go back in time and
change something, what?
-a lot of things..specially on jan.6 2001

[eleven] if you must be an animal for
one day, what would you be?
-i wanna be a polar bear! or a CAT

[twelve] ever had a near death
experience?
- hmm. out of body maybe

[thirteen] something you do a lot?
- eat.

[fourteen] what’s the name of the song
stuck in your head right now?
- what i’ve done by linkin park
[fifteen] who did you copy and paste
this from?
- from ice

[sixteen] name someone with the same
birthday as you?
- Dingdong Dantes (bleah!), Ate Maja

[seventeen] when was the last time you
cried?
- a few weeks ago

[nineteen] if you could have one super
power what would it be?
- HIRO NAKAMURA!

[twenty] what’s the first thing you
notice about the opposite sex?
-eyes

[twenty-one] what do you usually order
from starbucks?
- white choco mocha frapp

[twenty-two] what’s your biggest
secret?
- i’m a MAN stuck in a woman’s body!

[twenty-three] favorite color?
- BLACK

[twenty-four] when was the last time
you lied?
- a while ago. ooops..

[twenty-five] do you still watch kiddy
movies or tv shows?
- not much.. but I still watch cartoons and stuff like that

[twenty-six] what are you eating or
drinking at the moment?
- i just finished my choco sundae

[twenty-seven] do you speak any other
language?
- ENGLISH, SPANISH, BICOL, TAGALOG and a bit of GERMAN

[twenty-eight] what’s your favorite
smell?
-the smell of fresh laundry..

[twenty-nine] if you could describe
your life in one word what would it be?
-NOSTALGIC. haha
[thirty] when was the last time you
gave/received a hug?
- whoa.. i can’t remember..

[thirty-one] have you ever been kissed
in the rain?
-boo!
[thirty-two] what are you thinking
about right now?
- a lot of things..mostly of SLEEP

[thirty-three] what should you be
doing?
-watching tv
[thirty-four] what was the last thing
that made you upset/angry?
-people’s conceited behavior.. specially in the office

[thirty-six] do you like working in
the yard?
-n-o.

[thirty-seven] if you could have any
last name in the world, what would you
want?
- MY own

[thirty-eight] do you act differently
around your crush?
- maybe a bit..

– where’s nine, eighteen, thirty-
five?

i dunno. i just copied this..

Orange is the new black

Your Birth Month is August

Ambitious and strong, you find it easy to be successful. You are brave and stubborn. No one's going to set your limits! Your soul reflects: Strength, character, and devotion Your gemstone: Peridot Your flower: Poppy Your colors: Orange, red, and light green

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

c-h-o-c-o-h-o-l-i-c

You Are a Chocolate Cake

Fun, comforting, and friendly. You are a true classic, and while you're not super cutting edge, you're high quality. People love your company - and have even been known to get addicted to you.

What Kind of Cake Are You?

I think. Therefore, I explore.

Your Dominant Thinking Style: Exploring

You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name. You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs. An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles. You show people how to question their models of the world.

What's Your Thinking Style?

What's with Orange?

You Are an Orange Margarita

At first glance, you are very unique - but deep down you are still quite a traditionalist. A margarita may be "too fancy" for you, but you'll never turn a free one down.

What Flavor Margarita Are You?

in 1984

In 1984 (the year you were born)

Ronald Reagan is president of the US On a Challenger mission, two astronauts become the first humans to fly free of a spacecraft An Union Carbide insecticide plant in Bhopal, India seeps toxic gas killing over 2,000 Penthouse magazine publishes nude photographs of Miss America Vanessa Williams The Soviet Union boycotts the Los Angeles Summer Olympics Richard Stallman starts developing GNU "Where's the Beef?" commercial campaign for Wendy's airs for the first time The Apple Macintosh, the first consumer computer to use a computer mouse and GUI interface, is introduced by Apple Ethiopian famine begins Mandy Moore and Avril Lavigne are born Detroit Tigers win the World Series Los Angeles Raiders win Superbowl XVIII Edmonton Oilers win the Stanley Cup Ghost Busters, Beverly Hills Cop, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Gremlins, and The Karate Kid are top grossing films "When Doves Cry" by Prince and the Revolution spends the most time at the top of US charts Michael Jackson's hair catches fire during the filming of a Pepsi commercial The Cosby Show, Punky Brewster, and Who's the Boss? premiere

What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Hell Yeah!

You are Sneakers!

You're an active girl, who's all about function You dress for the occasion - comfort comes first Your perfect guy? Someone who can keep up with you. You'll find him - but you might have to slow down to see him!

What Kind Of Women's Shoe Are You?

Eat this, Willy Wonka!

You are Dark Chocolate

You live your life with intensity, always going full force. You push yourself (and others) to the limit... you want more than you can handle. An extreme person, you challenge and inspire the world!

What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

what is the color of your brain?

Your Brain is Orange

Of all the brain types, yours is the quickest. You are usually thinking a mile a minute, and you could be thinking about anything at all. Your thoughts are often scattered and random - but they're also a lot of fun! You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about esoteric subjects, the meaning of life, and pop culture.

What Color Is Your Brain?

my wanted poster

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

see you there.

'Why are you going to hell?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I'd do anything for chocolates. haha. So I guess, I'll be signing Satan's guest book then. Save me a seat, I heard it's pretty crowded down there.

hexed?

Let it be known to all that I DON'T nor WILL I EVER practice witchcraft.. haha. What an opening. I woke up this morning..and I mean very early in the morning..prepared a breakfast meeting for the EXECOM and MANCOM--yup, the high and the mighty people. SO, there I took the ultimate liberty of sacrificing my own breakfast in their behalf only because I was tasked to do so.. and yes, I still have an ounce of humility in me. I did prepare them a decent meal, taking in consideration their own welfare.. I ordered from a reputable fast food that can deliver as early as 6a.m. Anyhoo, when all was said and done, I still ended up as the bad guy. They all get on with their meals, proceeded with the meeting and adjourned. I thought I did pretty well, securing their needs..But no, I got a call from one of the supervisors informing me that one of the MANCOM got an upset stomach..assuming it was from what I served them. When she got back from the office,she was vomiting and was really pale as a paper. She asked to be admitted to the hospital and all. So, anyway, while she was on her way to the getting medical attention, I heard her subordinates saying stuff like, it was my fault and that maybe I hexed her food! Wtf? Well, for one thing, people don't really like her. She's one of those S.O.S. -Spawn of Satan-type of boss. I personally abhor her attitude and how she deals with other people. She basically treats people like they're dirt. So maybe it just serves her right. You know, Karma this days.. It never crossed my mind that people would actually think of me that way.. I knew that it was just a sick joke. On the other hand...jokes maybe half meant..hahaha.. Bottom line is, wish i did put a hex on her.. But no, I'm too harmless to even do such things..Too bad.