i kissed a girl and i liked it...

Warning: This is not for general public viewing. But you're probably wondering what it's about. Go on.. But don't tell me I didn't warn ya!

I'm feeling a little self-centered( self-defense mechanism for the repressed id who was not able to quench her thirst for alcohol) so might as well just get things over with. Here are some things you don't really need to know but I just felt like telling you:

1. Four times the charm - Dengue that it. I had dengue fever 4 times in my entire life. Three times during my childhood and last one was when I was in college. The last time was a pain in the ass. Probably the worst of the four. I felt like I was going to die. My muscles felt like they are dying, my head throbbing as if it's coming to life. I feared that it continued to throb it would detach itself from my body and live on it's own.

2. I choked at DEBATES. I hate debating (in real life) and in school. I hate defending myself and trying to make a good point. Another lame reason, why I can't win a fight. Lampa! I'll make a really good lawyer too.

3.I had this tinge of infatuation with a college professor---who looked like Jesus..He was teaching Moral Philosophy. How apt is that? Seriously, what was I thinking?

4. Once, I tried to hide in my closet to see if my parents would notice that I was missing. Well, whatdyaeffing know, they never did notice that I was there for like 2 and a half hours. I just got out because I was running out of oxygen and I was hungry..KSP kasi..

5. I got to a point where I wanted to runaway from home because my parents were fighting over some grown up matters at that time... but then again how will I watch power rangers and Magic Night Rayearth? So I changed my mind... Selfish, i know.

6. My high school yearbook write up says I will be an actress someday. Yeah, right!

7. I was once given a one word description by a friend. JOYCE = DARIA. O yes, brothas and sistahs. Geek pride, established at birth!

8. Caffeine makes me narcoleptic. Odd but yeah, that's me.

9. Way back in high school, my classmate smuggled PLAYBOY, she hid it in front of our FLORANTE at LAURA book. The teacher caught us giggling so she shhhhed us thinking we find the subject really lame. If she only knew what we were giggling about... Aaah, high school!

10. Some of my mom's friends say I look like Regine Velasquez. Weh?!!! Di nga?

If you read the entire post, then you just earned yourself a free ticket to PANIC! AT THE DISCO concert... oh wait, I changed my mind..

Bumper Sticker of the Day: Morning Sucks!

I wanted to wake up late today...was happily strolling in dreamland until the doorbell rang. I'm not really a morning person and yet on Monday I will start liking the smell of Monday mornings...Bleah! I will be assigned in the day shift. Yes, no more night diff. and hazard pay. Plus, you get to be the Boss' bitch, running instant errands and all that jazz. How cool is that?

Reasons why I hate mornings:

1. Rush Hours - Monday morning rush hours are worst here in the Philippines.

2. I'm a vampire.

3. Waking up really early...

But look at the bright side...I get to watch prime time and become less anti-social!

kitty litter

Bella Diva

Ada the Hun

Rafael, Future Model

Keira the Sweet Assassin

Kenji, Ninja Thug

I was never good with kids. I don't bully them. I am not that likable. I can never imagine raising one. I will always be a spoiled brat. But there are times when I wish I could hold one. They calm me. They take my stress away.

If ever I have kids someday, I will not name them from my ancestors.

Here are some options:

For Boys:

1. Kurt (Cobain) (Vonnegut)
2. Brandon (Boyd)
3. John Diggs (JD)
4. Rob Thomas
5. Thomas Bryce

For Girls:

1. August
2. October
3. Wednesday

Yes, I belong to the Addams family.

Random thoughts while experiencing hypothermia:

1. I wonder if this office is meant to culture bacteria. It's so frigging cold, when you exhale you see heat coming out of your mouth..you know..like the one in the movies when people are all covered up in seven to ten layers of coat, windbreaker, jacket, leg warmers, muffler, head covers etc. And you can't hardly walk because of your weight plus the weight of the contraptions you're wearing.

2. I was walking pass the IT room. He saw me. I smiled. He said Hello. I said Hi. Then this boss of his came up and ruin the chance of us ever striking a longer conversation. Bummer!So I guess I should concede. We are not meant to..spend more time to talk. *slap in the face* Get over it!

3. It's sooooo frigging cold inside the office that I my fingernails are turning into purple and my muscles are becoming more rigid..in 5 to 10 minutes blood circulation will have ceased..oxygen level will have dropped..and i can't think straight. and all i can remember is the jacket he is wearing, imagining the invisible warmth that it would bring.. and now i am really sleepy. *sugar crash*

4. I am literally experiencing brain freeze.. No shit?! I felt like my head is getting heavier and heavier it might just fall off and crack open like HUMPTY DUMPTY.. and my brain will be equally divided into two.

5. I never felt this cold in my life. My back is as stiff as a board..So this is how Rose and Jack felt.

6. Centralized airconditioning only means one thing. All for one. One for all. Everyone will suffer from extreme heat to absolute negative 0.

7. This is not an office. This is a morgue.

8. The fire alarm went off. It only means one thing... we need heat!!! Where are the pyromaniacs when you needed them..

9. Incubus is playing THE WARMTH...It's just what I need....

10. Sometimes when you're really in a hurry and you just want to get things over with, that's the time when you experience that TIME stood still. And you are trapped in your own vacuum. Same goes with relationships...

Ayayay!

how to stay sane

If,everyone has their own anti-stress kit, there would be less self-mutilation....or NOT?!

target acquired

If things starts going your way..be afraid.. be very afraid. Because not all things should go your way. If everything is so peachy and perfect it only means one thing -- the end is near.

If things are going so well and suddenly find yourself saying" Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?", think again because somewhere in the midst of your loathing, a dementor is aiming it's a target.

Be very cautious because, the whole universe is coniving --- no, conspiring, an evil plot against you.

It's like PUNK'D only, you won't have your share of laughs.

migraine: a deconstructive criticism

For some reason this song has been running through my head ever since I heard it.

Hoping that by writing about it, I would be spared of this LSS. So here goes nothing...

MIGRAINE by Moonstar88

Oo nga pala, hindi nga pala tayo
Hanggang dito lang ako, nangangarap na mapa-sa’yo
Hindi sinasadya
Hahanapin pa ang lugar ko
Asan nga ba ako? andiyan pa ba sa iyo?

I dunno. Women hold grudges. It's our nature. Bitterness is our middlename.Men on the otherhand, we'll, it's just two things. One is your being "assuming" or 2. you're not just getting through. Ditch the torpe-mode. I'm sure not all women find the I-look-like-I peed-in-my-pants, shy-guy, boy-next-doo-type, cute. Enough of the IT'S COMPLICATED crap in your friendster profile. It's so overrated.

Nahihilo, nalilito
Asan ba ‘ko sa ‘yo? asan ba ‘ko sa ‘yo?

Nasusuka ako, kinakain na ang loob
Masakit na'ng mga tuhod, kailangan bang lumuhod?
Gusto ko lang naman, yung totoo
Yung tipong ang sagot
Ay di rin isang tanong

Women. Be straight to the point. It's just a simple yes or no. If you're not sure just toss a coin or something. Sometimes, we even ask for divine intervention. Either way, if you're bound to end up with an ass, you can't help it. It's called fate. Now if you've been hurt too many times and you're hesistating..don't... I don't know if taking a risk means anything to you. And as my supervisor once said...If it's for you..if it's for you.. Alam mo na yan. Matanda ka na!

Men. Grow some balls for once in your life. Fight or flight. Tira! Tira!

Nahihilo, nalilito
Asan ba ‘ko sa ‘yo? asan ba ‘ko sa ‘yo?
Nahihilo, nalilito
Asan ba ‘ko sa ‘yo? aasa ba ‘ko sa ‘yo?

Dahil, ‘di na makatulog (makatulog)
Hindi na makakain (makakain)
Dahil ‘di na makatawa (makatawa
Dahil, di na

Oo nga pala, hindi nga pala tayo
Hanggang dito lang ako

Misery loves company. Find someone who's as miserable as you. I'm sure everything will work out. If the feeling is no longer mutual, why bother? I don't get it. Maybe because you've invested so much. Maybe you've already been surgically attached in the hip. Whatever the case maybe, ditch the emo shit. Stop hoping that something might spark. The only thing that might ignite is your bum, from sitting your ass out and waiting for eternity.

Confrontation is always the key. Demand for the answer. You have the right to know. Remember that silence can sometimes mean YES. And NO can be manifested in several ways.. such as this.

So pop a pill and snore it out. If the pain doesn't go away. Seek for medical attention IMMEDIATELY. A broken heart is better than a mangled brain.

Yours Truly,

Love Sucker

this used to be our playground...

We used to have a playground.
We used to have a childhood dream.
We used to have a place to run to.
We used to have a home.
We used to call it family.
We used to be so carefree.
Our eyes so full of glee.
We used to have a playground
We'd get LOST
but then get found.
We used to have a playground.
A place so safe and sound.
We used to have a place to run to
A shrouded memory
of a distant past.

I'm sorry Madonna.